Shane Coyles of Prank Call Mafia | Psychology of Channeling | Catching Child Predators + Prank Calls
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ladies and gentlemen what's up man this
episode was really cool I really enjoyed
it talk to Shane coils from prank call
mafia and we discussed everything I got
to talk to him about the psychology
behind doing voices linking that to
channeling and psychics and all of this
weird stuff that kind of goes on in the
mind of someone who does voice
impersonations like do you really become
that character is there a background as
this person have a story and so it was a
really good conversation
Shane also does a lot of work in trying
to catch child predators on camera he
uses his voice to sound like an innocent
little girl and lures child predators
he's grown men who were trying to
solicit them for sex over the internet
and they'll show up and bust him bust
the person almost like Chris Hansen
style meeting them on location and film
and stuff like that so we talked about
that as well if you stick around to the
end we also did some prank calls
together I busted out my brother Wayne
voice hey how you doing I want to tell
you about God in His Word and the
wonderful plan he has for you pray he's
young and it's funny it's not very
spiritual but it's very funny and
laughter is a medicine I hope you
enjoyed this episode because I did stick
around to the end peace peace
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guest we got a lot to talk about my
friend Shane coils what's going on
brother how are you bro I'll tell you
what I'm a little thrown here man you're
actually kind of a pretty big deal dude
and I wasn't sure what I was getting
into my girl right I
I hoped and then I started listening to
your stuff throwing it the the
inspirational mixed with the you know
the the actual of pote like you know
you're not opposed to anything talking
about anything and you don't see
anything in one direction you see it
from both sides so I'm really honored to
be here it's it's honestly it's very
rare do I just jump on any podcast or
any radio show because you know there's
a lot of scrutiny and the media from
what I do and what I you know I've
started up on Facebook and sometimes you
you get targeted and you don't even know
it microphone it's like oh man this
guy's here to kill me I mean I figured
every some of that gun you know I mean
there's a lot of questions and a lot of
different things and I understand it's a
very controversial topic what I do
exposing child predators but you know
keep in mind when I created that whole
entire movement when I say created it I
didn't create it actually let me
rephrase this I'm not the one that uh
that originated hunting down child
predators you know what I mean but I did
like the fire under the under the blood
in the United States you know I mean on
Facebook and when I started doing that
man I was in coxton Ebro I really was I
was on adderall everyday I was addicted
you know be kind of in fetta me and you
can think of just I mean really out of
my mind and now on my 99th day in
recovery today man it's like clarity
comes full force to me man it really
does so it's an honor to be here brother
man I want to talk to you a little bit
about all of that like everything you
mentioned and more I want to get into
I'm gonna break down some of the science
behind it what pushes you but for those
people who don't know who you are and
what you bring to the table just kind of
give a quick introduction about what you
do I know you wear many hats and that's
one of the reasons I wanted to have you
on as well so and I tell you man I wish
I had one of them hats right now it's
like 23 degrees here in New York City
man I just got as you know I got out of
the car and grabbed some earbuds man it
came back like a popsicle grows freezin
um what'd I do
originally I started out just doing
prank calls and doing comedy and and it
took off it did really well but again I
was I was high every day and I never you
know had what it took to get it managed
properly never got an agent never did
anything with it other than just prank
people and get them really angry you
know what I mean and after a while you
get sued from a few people that you
prank called
hooters oh I don't have a gag order on
it anymore yeah I just Hooters sued the
hell out of me it became like man why am
I even doing this now and prank call of
people yeah I'm getting like shares and
laughs but I'm also getting taken to
court here and there man it's not worth
it so I kind of took a dive back started
doing a little bit more comedy on stage
again wasn't getting the views that I
thought I would get wasn't getting you
know don't get me wrong my materials
phenomenal from according to people but
it was like you know what let's do
something different let's really do
something different and this is fresh
out of prison - I did four years in
prison for possession and out of prison
you know the first thing you want to do
is make it in the world you know I mean
you got two feet you jump both feet in
and and it's just the craziest thing
instead of slowing down to get there
faster I sped up and didn't get there
you know what I mean so I started I
started doing this child predator
booming I know the UK was doing it first
I seen them out there doing it and they
got police backing they really do they
have every bit of police backing known
to man they can actually tackle the
child predators and put them in
handcuffs
it's it's amazing I know that you're not
allowed to do that here in the United
States but I do know that I study the
laws of catfishing and you know and
basically what I do is I place an ad on
social media in a catfish style stating
that I'm a 14 year old female home alone
you can imagine what that attracts all
of a sudden all these guys will start
calling me these pervert pedophiles and
I use my ability to change my voice to a
female voice to make them think they're
talking to a little girl so what I'll do
is I'll and the phone ring and my voice
is shot to some might be a little raspy
these guys will call I'll answer the
phone like a little girl like this how
are you yes Jennifer Delia okay cool
all right all right I'll see you there
and then we go and beat him live on
Facebook in person annihilate him expose
them try to get them arrested but 99.9%
of the police out there will not work
with us they won't work with any child
predator hunter they are speaking of
police everything - behind me now
double-park but by the way they they
just really don't uh they don't support
it none of them do you know and not none
of them actually I do have the support
on one case that I did recently and it
was a blessing because the guy got taken
on the streets but basically it started
hundreds of teams out there all over the
place doing it not every team is in it
for the right reasons but you can't tell
you don't have a way to tell unless you
see somebody's heart like with x-ray
vision you can't tell if they're in it
further
you know the likes and shares of it the
fame of it may be there they got some
kind of fascination with control
whatever it is not everybody is in it
for the right reasons
yeah and uh you know it's very much it's
um it's something that's kind of blowing
up on Facebook - hey with you with your
mic I think it's not think you might be
your mic it's like clapping against
something yeah we're good so uh yeah I'm
seeing all these videos on on Facebook
and on YouTube of all these people like
you know catching predators and setting
them up and filming them and meeting
them at Walmart into the kids section
and following them around and you know
this it's it's so prevalent man and then
on top of that I think it's worth the
discussion right now with the whole
Jeffrey Epstein thing and like that
stuff kind of comes to the forefront
like and like people being abducted and
kidnapping these children and stuff like
that and you're like catching people who
are like possible there possibly
possible that they're trying to take
your kids man you know yeah yeah it's
crazy bro it really isn't and the thing
is you know there's a lot of groups out
there and I'm not gonna name any names
my my Christelle hitting around oh no
we're good um basically there's a lot of
guys out there that don't do the due
diligence like I do you know when I
first started this thing I haven't ever
had a child predator bust and be like oh
man you're the wrong guy I don't
actually know what I did run up on one
guy but I realized he was the world
guide before I did it it was a but I I
haven't gotten one got it
where I bashed him as a child predator
and he turns out that he's not a child
predator everyone 100% that I had done
he's a hundred percent
guilty as charged and they're not even
charged but you know what I mean you
know the chat logs the history the phone
calls the way I do it is different a lot
of the other guys cuz they can't do a
female voice and not a lot of them use a
female decoy and if they do it's just
through the keyboard I show you guys
ever
think you hear the conversation to these
pedophiles you is it beds of bouncing
around a little bit my microphone yeah
some weird click every now and then I'm
gonna hold it in my hand like this tell
me if it uh is that any better is it
simply good now yeah okay my bad bro but
um you know these these child predator
busts that I do I get a hundred percent
of everything in front of you guys see
the chat logs you see the the actual
bust you see that you hear the phone
call you know I mean the phone call
that's going on is the child predator
here talking to a little girl which is
really me you know what I mean but it's
it's it's really horrible that we can't
get police backing but on the same token
I understand it too because you've got a
bunch of guys that emulate vigilantes
running wild with no training you know
no no safety for causes nothing you know
all of us 90 to 95 percent of us are too
proud with our own egos that not we
don't need no protection we don't need
nothing cuz you want to look good and in
all actuality it's dangerous as hell bro
I mean I had my rotator cuff ripped by
getting hit by a child predator in his
car I used it as a weapon yeah and I and
Ram me man it was horrible and that was
live on Facebook too but it you know all
in all without police backing there's no
getting him off the streets
unless you get him in a medical facility
which I just did recently I convinced
the child predator I had to come up with
a new loophole a new way to work this
thing and get him off the streets and I
convinced this child predator to go turn
himself in and during the psychosocial
evaluation he admitted that he was gonna
hurt a child and bone right away gone
yeah that's interesting man because you
know I've seen you guys try to get law
enforcement involved and for the most
time they get annoyed that you guys and
other people are doing this you're like
look I'm doing your work for you you
know what I'm saying like I've got them
for you put the handcuffs on him and
take them to jail he's trying to meet a
kid here man and then they they tell you
what you're not supposed to be doing
this and even in the you know you just
you were just interviewed by Inside
Edition and they're like making little
comments that's very dangerous and I
wish they wouldn't do it and they don't
have the proper training and the sight
man in the same breath if you watch that
Inside Edition video in in one law
breath the woman says well police
officials are getting very very annoyed
with this and they say and it does no
good for the [Â __Â ] and then here's a
predator that they busted and he was
sentenced to five years in prison it's
like yo you guys are contradicting
yourselves man like for real like it's
no good but you just showcased one of
the ones that my buddy Anthony green got
five years handed down to the guy you
know I mean it is what it is bro it's
like unfortunately we live in a day and
age in society where there are three
realms that will never disappear racism
will never disappear child predatorial
nature will never disappear and drugs
will never disappear how do you corral
all of those things together and get
closure conclusion and without
repercussion there's too many different
sides ethnicities backgrounds cultures
all that interact and egos number one I
mean if everybody buckled down if every
parent that loves their child buckled
down taught the child the proper child
safety and did their part in watching
their children and watching their social
media activity it would cut 50% I mean
how could it not you know what I mean no
I mean it's crazy it really is it's sad
it's real sad I thought I've seen some
videos recently with what's his name
Chris Hanson trying to sue some people
who are doing this or they'd like kind
of taking his stick or whatever and
there he's getting upset because he's
kind of like got that you know in the
market cornered or something is that
something that's going on you got away
hold on let me see this here
you got some yuppie and I call me yuppie
because the guy he's just like one thing
I hate seeing bro is I hate seeing
people do it that you know have no care
in the world about what they're doing
you know what I mean like there's
there's nothing more than a hypocrite
child predator hunter that's they're not
hunting child predators they're hunting
likes and shares yeah and there's quite
a few of them out there bro you know
without naming names I will name one
name Cassidy Campbell you know and I say
this in essence because this man has
completely taken everything that we
built and he's pretending to be Chris
Hansen like literally like you know I'm
casting cancel have a seat
the whole Chris Hansen bit everything so
I mean
it's like yo not for anything dude stick
to the comedy you know you don't want it
he doesn't answer me either like you
know he's a big guy in this a network I
used to get 5,000 people every time I
press live yeah I know what it's like to
be at the top and how hard it is to
answer people but I also know how easy
it is to answer people to see the guy
who was doing the what was that on
omegle live chat chatroulette have you
seen those guys no don't
chatroulette and then there's this like
naked dudes laying there and then you
know one check it's like a chat it's
like a chat room that's like spinning I
use monkey I use a program called monkey
to do that I put in a dude description
14 year old female I cover my camera
yeah you know here's these guys but I
can't put that live on Facebook as these
guys come in there with their junk out
yeah they'll get on the camera like hey
what's up you don't care that I'm like
14 and God no not at all sweetheart show
me here okay hold on and then I'll pull
the camera hi how are you it's more
comedic you can't get them any justice
Ryan and I feel battle you know but
already best table does like comedy and
it was it was disgustingly upsetting
because I messaged just do not stop you
know we're in the same realm he's
getting millions of views because he's
been doing it for god knows how long
or he's not even getting millions of
views I don't know if he is or not but I
know he's a funny dude bro like dude his
comedy over the way comedy and all of a
sudden I see him literally dressed up
like Chris Hansen in a suit in a house
with the exact rundown that to catch a
predator was with Chris Hansen now if
there's anybody being sued it's probably
him you know I mean like I mean he's
literally taking he's like I'm a I'm
Cassie Campbell he'd come up with a
different noise name constantly cookies
yeah they say he's even saying that like
the whole line bro like and it's like
come on man like this this stuff isn't a
joke you know what I mean like you know
if you're gonna do it do it for the
righteous reason of saving kids and
getting these people you know their face
out there and the awareness for the
parents don't sit there doing it my bad
dude hold on this microphone don't sit
there doing it like you know man I'm
gonna be seen I'm gonna be next to Chris
Hanson to hell with Facebook to hell
with you - to hell with anything bro you
know how many busts I've done that
haven't been live haven't even been
recorded like man
serious bro i what the hell out of a
child predator and it wasn't on face
well I could easily press cloud play and
gotten live and stuff like that yeah
would have been great entertainment but
the fact of the matter is it's not
entertainment because I don't know if
anybody's entertained by it really they
should be intrigued by it and raised
aware of it you know what I mean and
it's really how I feel and that's only
because I'm sober now when I was high
every day bro yeah I'll be the first to
tell you man I wanted as many people
liking and sharing and liking and
sharing and I had the ego and I cared
about what I was wearing and what I was
dressed like now I care about these guys
getting off the streets man like
legitimately I want them off the streets
and the last one that I did was that it
was set the bar for all the other
predator hunters man I showed you okay
if the cops aren't working with you this
is how you do it you got to get in the
child predators head and you got to send
them to the hospital right in front of
you and have them admit what they came
to doing it boom the hospital's
recommendation overpowers your
recommendation they gotta call the cops
and then there you go no it works it
works great how many times because I've
seen you just hold yourself back how
many times you just want to fire off on
these guys especially when they get an
attitude especially when they get cocky
with you and you're like it's like
taking everything in you to hold
yourself back like there's been there's
been four altercations where I did I
knocked the child predator out all four
times they've been they've been knocked
out and it's been repeated you know
ground-and-pound on top of them but
that's only because they swung first
yeah you know I have enough sense to
know man if I start whaling off on
somebody in the gym what I didn't think
about was these child predators if you
knocked the hell out of them they're not
going to jail no matter what there's the
case out the window so you can't so you
got to really be reserved
I'm not reserved I'm hell I have good
control but it it is very very difficult
bro because as a father I see my
daughter's my daughter's image of my
son's image in my head as I'm talking to
these people and it's like you know how
do you how do you control that man it's
really difficult it really is and it's
and it's it takes it takes a good amount
of control and and discipline to control
yourself I mean it really does a lot of
times cameras went off to man and every
group you'll hear say that oh we turn
the cameras off and probably 95% of them
are
you know they never have turn cameras
off and beat anybody I have man cuz I
was high on cocaine and adderall and
that was the first thing I wanted to do
just let out aggression and and it was
stupid
it was ignorant you know I mean and
ignorance is bliss and it's not what we
try to create you know what I mean
yeah kudos for the work that you're
doing there man so take it down a notch
and get a don't wanna talk about some
other so I'm going to talk about some of
these prank calls and stuff man and how
your mind works with that obviously when
you you heard the intro we talked about
psychics and uh interview a lot of
psychic because I have a lot of psychic
friends I look into the paranormal and
things like that I call the call that
you did the other day you called a
psychic hotline and I was like I was
trying to like I was working out and
listening to it and I was just on my
face the majority of the time it is
beautiful and so I posted in in the show
notes but you guys have to go watch it
so he called us a psychic hotline and
the lady I guess she gets Commission on
how many credit cards she signs up so I
talked I talked to a lot of psychics I
look into the phenomena that call was
gold right a lot of the stuff you've
done comedy wise is just gold and it's
worth busting out laughing and laughter
so bad and so man so yeah but ain't
talking about the psychic phenomena and
I talk to a lot of channelers nice nice
and so and I know you have friends and
stuff as well in the eight fields but I
want to talk to you about approaching it
from someone who does voices and
personas like these characters that
you've created
Abigail Cranston Jennifer Delia and so
many more like these people have stories
like these people have a family and
lifestyles like you're able to switch
back and forth and almost channel so
quickly these people that you've created
like they have backstories in in your
head like you know friends that they
have they like and don't like and it
allows you to almost channel these
characters that you've created right
you know what that's crazy that you put
it that way because honestly that's
really what it feels like man you know
and when I say that like you know people
like how do you go back and forth and
you know I could write to Saiki and this
is something I can't show you now I have
a pencil pencils I can write two
different sentences at the same time
with my hands which is the most awkward
thing I've never even and it's not like
I practiced them you can tell me to send
to two different senses and I can write
them with my hands and I don't know if
anybody else
I never googled it but I'm sure a lot of
people could do it but um when I get
into easy with that had nothing to do
with anything we're talking about by the
way get into it is it's like as I'm
getting ready to do a prank call man I
fall into Abigale well what's that Dan
you're talking about me yeah I'm
actually talking about how I become you
well there you always have been me I'll
say that to a man staring in the mirror
and I don't have a pair of soggy
breasted cow stomach check don't you
disrespect me Dan I'm not trying to yes
you did
no I didn't yes you know I mean like I
fall into these characters bro and I'm
able to have conversations with three or
four of them at the same time so it is
pretty intense dude it really is and a
good friend of mine is also a psychic
gosh you know Charlene the Charlene the
spear she wolf spirit
Australia bro she's off the hook man
Charlie jürgenson you gotta check her
out and then Mandy to kollek's I don't
you know her I'm actually going to have
a reading done by her tomorrow in person
so it should be pretty cool you know
it's gonna be neat man like it really is
but yeah at the psyche of it is it's
definitely falling into character bro
you know either I deserve an Oscar two
Grammy or I deserve a Ouija board hand
in hand and the funny thing is I want to
go deep with you I did a study in a hole
I did a whole video on a personas and
looking up the word for channeling
familiar spirits and the word channeling
goes back to the word ventriloquist
being able to so it's like the shy nerdy
guy has the puppet on his hand and that
puppet allows him it acts as a scapegoat
he's able to say things through the
puppet or through the character
that he would he would never be able to
look at a hot woman Hey look at look at
those breasts oh yeah you know I've seen
that so many times but they would never
say it again Jennifer Adele yeah and all
these other characters are a bit like
enable you to say things that Shane
would never say to a person yeah that's
crazy that you pinpointed that on a head
break I never thought of it like that
man I never did and that's that's deep
that really is because it's the truth
man like there's man I could say some
stuff online and get away with it right
now and it's not me so like I couldn't
say whatever I want no Jennifer be quiet
no yes you don't mean like I can say
whatever I want and it's not me cuz then
I go like oh man she's crazy you know so
it is pretty intense man yeah yeah so
I've kind of approached it from studying
you but from doing voices myself my
whole life and like nice man knowing how
like like I get into character and like
how I got a you sometimes you changed it
you're drawn the way you talk your eyes
do a little weird thing and you kind of
really get in and these people have
backstories maybe they remind you of an
uncle or some old redneck that you met
in the backwoods country or a character
on TV and you kind of do your own
versions but they kind of come to life
man I've always found that really
interesting and like because I studied
the channeling phenomena too and it's
like I think that it's almost like the
channeling phenomenon for some of those
people they create a scapegoat because
they really I think that they really
feel some of this stuff deep down about
like past life or maybe even they pick
it up psychically but they don't want to
like to say it because maybe they're
embarrassed maybe nobody would believe
them but you would believe you know
people who channel Michael Jackson
because he's a you know or God I you
know Christians in the church we channel
God and God told me to tell you this or
you know and even changing your demeanor
in the way that you share it and it's
coming through but I find it really
interesting that yeah you're spot-on
correct cuz there's a lot of times like
and and it goes all the way deep down
some relationships too like if you're in
a relationship with somebody like my
fiancee we could be talking and I might
want to say something sarcastic is held
over but if I say it as myself
you see they're a smack in the face or I
get looked at like I'm sick but you know
we'd be laying alright yeah you're ready
to have sex now but if it was me like a
deer you ready have sex now okay no have
a get last so let's do it you know the
the psychological point of it which is
really cool because now that you pointed
that out I can actually use that even
some more of my advantage of my prank
calls that's wild man that's real wise
it's almost like the power of suggestion
as well like you know yeah absolutely
man you know yeah the power of
suggestion is amazing and I know I've
you know I know a lot of psychics as
well and I know a lot of people that
claim to be psychic and I've watched and
that's what if you look at my prank call
the one that I just did I mean I'm using
the power suggestion all right Dan
you're thinking of a number between one
and five all right you got that number
yes I see it I know you do yes ma'am
all right is the number three no do you
see how I did that dear I know that it's
not number three I want to move forward
the way you are yeah I mean it's just as
well but I know the sample - the weird
thing about it though I have to tie them
together because I think you understand
how the psychic mind works and how the
psyche works in general of these
personas and what we want to hear and
you know there's a part of that psychic
phone call they want to hear something
tell me I'm gonna do better tell me I'm
gonna get that you already know that you
did that joking I wonder if you like
tried to do a psychic thing and like
really took it serious you it could you
know the psychology behind it you'd be
it is crazy man you know my grandmother
she was really good with you know with
ESP and she was really good with like
just just well number one as a little
kid automatically we all think either a
our parents have eyes on the back of
their head or be their psychic you know
I mean so I chose B because my nanny
didn't have eyes on the back of her head
so I automatically grew up thinking she
was psychic and she would do the whole
hand over the candle and no matter
what you're looking at it and you want
to see that flame lift so you might see
it flicker and it lifted but it didn't
and it's like you get to know somebody
and you learn about them if they stay in
character you're not gonna know them as
something else so automatically like
really we are who we want to be
providing that this consistency and and
steadiness in being that person so a lot
of the fakes and when I say fakes I
don't even like using that word but a
lot of the ones that are out there
scamming and saying you're psychic and
stuff like that morning they'll do
background checks on people in the whole
nine yards you know you know and that's
why you know a lot of a lot of the
churches or the I guess the
Congregational halls were there that's
right you're gonna fall you gotta feel
the spirit the spirit is gonna go
through you and you're gonna follow that
it's standing in front of a thousand
people if they don't fall they didn't
get the spirit they want the spirit yeah
you guys said you're gonna fall there's
a thousand people there if you don't
fall you don't get the spirit and you
know get out I mean so it's like you
think you gotta fall I mean and it's
crazy you know I also do the dirt I
believe that there is you know very true
laying of hands and stuff like that I
mean I'm working man I'm with you on
both sides I just I put out a video and
I was asking like a far as like miracles
are concerned like when is it okay to
like stage a miracle because I believe
in real miracles right and but but there
are those events where they say have
this person in and I went through a
video there was two videos the same
woman she had a withered hand drawing up
yep and it looks my god a miracle praise
God but then there was another video in
a big congregation the same woman did it
again for another pastor as I hold on
she's a plan it's got double joints is
something yeah I like to play the
devil's advocate it's like you know
maybe they're praying for her and her
arms reaching out but then it just kind
of draws back up and they got to pray
again to get it but it's the power of
suggestion like one miracle in it like
it creates electricity in the atmosphere
of like oh wow maybe God can heal me too
you
and you want to give in you want to pay
more money you want to start coming to
this church or listen to the it's an
instant validation that's built on a lie
like they lied to get that instant
validation which you know psychics and
characters and actors yeah everyone taps
into that you know it's really weird you
meet muted can you still hear me good
that's another thing you know even even
the ones that are you know I mean I
forget what the name of it was it was
with Steve Martin I'm sorry man his
phone's non-stop it was with Steve
Martin here hold on real quick I'm sorry
brother got phone calls coming in here
Steve Martin was it my Blue Heaven no
he's playing a pastor and he's doing old
thing he's got shockers in his hands to
shock the people and but make a long
story short even the ones that are
creating this big realm and it's all
based on just taunting and manipulation
and power suggestion to know I believe
that people can even benefit from that
yeah because if you yourself believe no
matter whether it's real or not if you
truly believe in that it no longer
becomes about that idolization of what
you're believing in it becomes on the
hope generated from inside of your
belief and your passions and your wants
and needs and I think that if we could
train ourselves to be passionate about
everything in life that's positive I
mean even negative stuff you know it's
it's like um how do I say this man all
right well here here's a question who
made up the curse words in the world all
the English language curse words who
says that the F word is a bad word who's
the one man or the one person that said
that doesn't arrive from a Latin culture
or a Latin word or you know who's to say
that the human body is so private and it
has to be clothed now not enough for
anything I got five fingers on my hands
and if I die angle them down like this I
mean it's not like anything else
dangling down why are my fingers covered
up you know I mean why is it that my
lower body has to be covered up but my
neck is exposed all this stuff that is
generated from just humanity itself like
he constructs yeah man hey tree our key
oh hell with it let's all run naked and
nothing's private no I'm just kidding
man but I mean I believe that you know
everything is derived from something and
that one's something if it was different
than everything else would be different
you know I mean it wouldn't be derived
by guess the F word meant love then love
would be the F for an effort to be loved
so why not derive our own situations our
own ways of life and when I say derive
our own ways of life just because
everybody's going straight in the one
way yeah you got to go straight but
there's another way to get there you
could walk you could cut through the
houses you know different with I don't
know I mean if it sounds crazy let me
know but I think like this all the time
I'm with you I'm finding the beauty and
everything I'm with you on that goal you
know you know in everything in general
man and I try to break things down and I
call it shelfing them in compartments
you know whatever well I hate you could
generate a bunch of different feelings
with the word hate you know anger
sadness you know things that would cause
hate or cause pain and in love the same
thing so if you could part mentalize
everything in its own genre in its own
category rather than summing it up hate
anger angst famine anxiety isn't all
part of negative you know well how about
anger identify that emotion identify
anger and what's causing it rather than
just throwing yourself
hey I'm classification I'm depressed you
know I mean if you classify yourself out
of all these emotions into one
classification and that's all you're
gonna be you're gonna be depressed and
doctors are gonna say well you need
antidepressants rather than just
identifying yourself meditate knowing
your body know what's causing my
depression are five separate things how
am I gonna handle each separate thing
individually and when I handle them they
start erasing so then of course the
depression will erase you know what I
mean and it's just a matter of taking
the time to identify emotions and that's
what I learned how to do in rehab man
like I I learned how to really go
through the 12 steps yeah awesome go
through now I'm on step number nine
right now
awesome awesome ninety nine days
cleaning I'm on step number nine I think
I'm gonna be on step number nine for
quite some time and making amends with
we're there all the people that I've
hurt you know
and it's and it is it's a it's a
blessing I'm sorry man you're probably
hearing all kinds of microphone
y'all try and sit still and so um what
about when it comes to like doing voices
and stuff and is there a disconnect or
how did you get past it was that ever a
thing with showing your face because I'm
still kind of weird I like to like like
it's different if you can't see me
versus everyone's looking at you I mean
I've done it for crowds and friends with
everybody's in a circle and you got the
cell phone and I'm calling every other
friends and I know you've done it
similar like I guess on the internet or
whatever like I got characters that I
get into but there's a weird disconnect
of like okay you're looking at me your
face morphs a little bit you get in the
character was there a disconnect was
showing your face with this at all of
what you know it started out as a young
kid doing prank calls and stuff like it
the first original time that I ever
changed my voice was when I cut school
and my teacher said hey I'm calling your
mom well I had a little squeaky little
boy's voice I couldn't do no man voice
so I couldn't pretend to be my dad so
the first time I ever showcased the
voice was when it came naturally to me
on the phone with my face head and to my
teacher and it was mom and I pretended
to be my mother and for years I did it
without anybody seen cuz it was just
prank call you know couple of friends in
the room and stuff like that but for
years I mean it was just over the phone
but then it got to the point where like
okay man I'm loving this spotlight in
front of all of my friends yeah me smack
it on laughs yeah yeah like they're
seeing me do this so let me start you
know and I really get into the
characters I do facial expressions and
everything and that's where you know
falling into the character like you said
or becoming that character it really
does make a difference like I mean if
I'm talk to you now like for example and
again I see no sexuality no race no
color nothing but I'm gonna say if I was
acting like I was my my feminine male
voice if Brock rents and right away I'm
gonna punker my lips out a little bit
I'm gonna shake my head as I'm talking
and well the stereotypical things that
one would think this way it all it
actually creates a better result than if
I was hey what's up can you hear me yeah
now you just hear a lisp you could pick
it out what it is and what I'm acting
like but it said act
Theatre of the mind along with
visualizing together for more perfect
you know creation you become the
character the funny thing is to have you
seen that documentary with Jim Carrey
where he was becoming Andy Kaufman and
he's like going into the science became
him so much so talking about the
channeling stuff it's like he was
talking to the dudes
family members who were because he's
deceased Jim Carrey became it as for a
character but he's stating character she
never left character and they they felt
like they were talking with their dad
who had passed away years before scene
it was amazing man like you know Jim
Carrey's one of the greats Robin
Williams man one of the best you know I
mean them the same thing with him you
know when these guys do these acting
roles you look what they were doing
before him you know what I mean before
they got into these acting roles like
Jim Carrey was always doing prank calls
he was doing all that stuff I got videos
of Jim Carrey not that I know him or
even ever met him but I have some real
rare footage man I'll share with you of
Jim Carrey as a kid doing prank calls
and doing this and doing it I mean and
it's like it really is a whole other
class of people guys like you and I that
do voices
you know we're different than the people
that don't in so many ways like you said
man there's different lifestyles they
you have to know inside your mind and
your body in order to do these voices so
it's like man no matter what whether
you've ever seen the character that
you're doing or not you're creating it
somehow someway that you know the
disconnection is actually always there
the connection is always there it's just
whether you choose to showcase it and
let it ride or not you know what I mean
like showcasing it well there's nothing
wrong with not being seen while doing
voices it's a mystery but while doing
the voices it's it's literally in my
opinion just a work of art being able to
actually you know see somebody doing
like when I watch Robin Williams man and
I watch tapes and tapes of him you know
and it's a sin and we'll get into this
if you want to man you know the sad
clown aspect of things too because
that's so real in itself but yeah
watching Robin Williams do mrs.
Doubtfire when he became mrs. Doubtfire
bro he became mrs. Doubtfire you know
what I mean like and and he knew it and
he knew it you know what I mean and it
was amazing like you know it really is
something that you know guys like you
and I really do need to take more pride
in ourselves because it really is a
great thing man it really is and you
know again the character man that
they'll stay in like Jack Sparrow like
was the Donald yeah he's going out to
eat when all this weird you know after
hours standing character so that he just
got it down and he became that Jack
Sparrow and you put on a hell of a
performance right won everybody over and
most of those people who do it they do
it and they stay in it you know and they
study everything they can about it you
know and that's that's the beauty part
about creating you know Jennifer Dahlia
for me the female character like well I
can if I got old for the lead movie role
playing a female named Jennifer in a
play I mean I would kill it because I've
been doing it for years and I stay like
I mean I'll do it even just not
recording enjoy Frank calls you mean hey
what's up yeah okay so like if I were to
have like this interview with you as her
like I would be more animated you know
like the way I'm talking now like a
female would but I mean if I'm talking
you like this man I'm just talking to
myself it's literally two separate
people man that's pretty too though
because voices like you don't say a lot
of people can do voices
but being being able to fire being able
to snap coming up with comedy like the
voice is one thing and that's just a
whole realm and of itself but being able
to work a crowd who's listening to you
make a prank call and what's funny for
me and I think you can kind of agree
with this it's like with the funny
things with the prank call is like keep
it normal keep it serious go far left
and then bring it back and try to keep
them in so it's like hey you're talking
to a regular person and then like hey I
got a couple ho running down the road I
need you to gather them up break up to
the house I need you to help me with
this you know and whatever it is and
they're like please disperse it and then
you bring it back so that
is this a prank or is this real life
there's like it's a whole nother level
to it versus hey I just do voices you
know what I'm saying yeah I'm an
entertainer I'm a comedian I can think
in situations did you watch a lot of TV
coming up well believe it or not man
I've watched it I mean like as a kid
yeah but I can't tell you the last thing
I've seen on TV bro it's been that long
like and again that goes to prison - I
did four years in prison for possession
charges and in prison man you're very
rarely watching TV if you are you're not
watching what you want to watch anyway
and if you hit try to put on what you
want to watch you're gonna get snapped
yeah so I haven't I honestly haven't sat
down and watched a movie in probably
four years bro
but what about as a kid though was you
like alone a lot watching TV and raised
by Nick at night and all that kind of
stuff you know I watched my mama's
family
you know I'm better if I listen to it
yeah and then I register and then I
could do it like I'm bad on the spot and
it's like it's not worth me saying yeah
I could do it and it doesn't sound like
it but you gave it in an iPod in my ear
for 10-15 minutes and I mastered when
you did the dumb in the other day when
you was going back and forth with the
characters and then the little demon
dude that was like perfect Smeagol even
you know what I'm saying bro it was it
was more or less like yeah it was like
hold on you're talking about me sorry
bro
they come in every now and again what
did you say not you he's talking to me
oh my dad I'm here - honey you're not
here yes I am no you're not you know
like that stuff bro like I literally
imagine myself and this is kind of crazy
but call me crazy if you will I will - I
literally imagine myself being possessed
like all right if I always be you know I
mean they're just flipping out and going
crazy yeah it's like then you got it you
have to fall and get stuck in character
yeah and if you could separate those
characters like I did in that prank call
and a prank call bro it's great it's so
long and a lot of the reasons why a lot
of my stuff hasn't gone million viral
and stuff like that yeah it's cuz I keep
it going bro because I'm having fun it's
not about the viral the brutality or by
excuse me I'm sorry man I'm starting to
sound like a demon with this New York
City weather and it's like I could have
laryngitis strep throat and still I'm
going to always be here and I have no
idea how that is have you ever heard of
Walton and Johnson it's a radio station
it's two two radio DJs and they're
definitely prominent in the south but
they're all over write the syndicated
but it's two guys who were in the studio
and they both do themselves and maybe
three characters each and whenever
you're listening it sounds like a group
of guys there's like you there's um
saying there's a gay voice that they do
there's a black guy that they do there's
a redneck guy you know something so some
of the stereotypes they're so good at it
that I'll have friends listening and
never like a me every time they talk
about something has you know having to
deal with you know race or black culture
the black guy always charms in YC always
got something to say it was like one of
the characters what are you talking
about just two people they're really
good at it if you get a chance to drive
their shows man they don't do anything
on camera I can't find any camera stuff
it's all not just audience all like they
probably also have the ability to sample
stuff too because I know if I I did he
why I was a guest appearance on a show
that a guy that does and he was like one
of the first ones I ever heard during
his name's Phil Hendry you know have you
ever heard of Phil Hendry look him up he
does the same thing it's only him in
five different characters doing a radio
show but he uses a digital 360 shortcut
this way he's got the laughter of
himself in the background impressive
like so then he's tall getting here you
know back and forth yeah but I mean the
guy's a genius too like those guys what
are those guys names Walton and Johnson
radio show
Walton Johnson I gotta check it out man
for sure that's interesting because I
did some I did something one time and
all of like so this whole I have a
character called brother Wayne and he's
like a Southern Baptist hardcore
Hellfire brims
stone preacher right and so I do the
character a lot I do prank calls I do a
lot of just viral just videos of him
ranting and it was no stuff for real
there was like no no videos of me and
people thought he was a real character
so there was the thing of the mystique
that everybody and I took a random guy's
picture and like okay I think he looks
like this guy and so it's like I mean
I'm going in I'm trolling people and
they think it's a real dude because I
never showed your face and so when I
showed my community that it was me and
doing it on camera they're like oh my
god I didn't that's you and they were
like blown away I was told I remember
sitting in somebody's house and I was
playing them a video and they were
getting mad because I was like making
fun of their favorite Christian band you
know they followed a Satan adage while
walking with God
God is not in in anything they're doing
you know and there's a Southern drawl
and he was giddy and I was like hey bro
I said that's me he says what he's a
turn this off I said no that's me wait
what are you talking about and I just
went in how you doing praise God
how you doing God's doing a mighty work
in your in your heart praise God and he
was like put two and two together in his
mind with that's cool but I did the I
had another podcast we did called we are
the trolls it was a short-lived thing
but it was about four or five of us
doing a radio show and I pre-recorded
myself calling in as a guest as this
voice and so I let him kind of go and
kind of like cut each person down and
cut me down and talk about my shirt like
I wore a shirt I wore a Marilyn Manson
shirt he said why you wearing a damn
Marilyn Manson shirt you know and and
and they were like it was hilarious man
and and I left places for it to pause
and let them to respond back but I yeah
took a phone call and I played it and
they were like it just seems so surreal
people want me to do a whole interview
like an hour interview it'd be hard to
do it for an hour ever want to collab
man will collab will do some crazy magic
which day to you out of bro I'm in
Alabama Alabama man I am bro though I
didn't even know that was a state you
thought I was a slang word right it's a
slang word up north this is kind of
funny people call each other
Bama if you're like uneducated me I
heard love in Miami a lot of people call
light a lot of bamas down in Miami man
BAM as they be wearing them cross
colored jeans and a big show big bright
fire engine red shorts I don't know if
that's got anything to do with Alabama
oh yeah man we ought to collab on
something man because I'm telling you
bro
you know failures no longer an option
for me it's actually just a strength and
if I fail bro you better believe I'm
succeed in times two failures you know
multiplied and I got a lot of really
good things coming up you know I'm out
here in New York on the side of the road
right now excited just you know next
week to I'm going on this XM excuse me
can't a Comedy Central radio out here
and XM satellite radio man so it's gonna
be pretty cool bro so maybe you want to
feature them and that's like together so
I'll feature on anything you want and
vice versa bro for real man that's
awesome
heck yeah I would definitely I love I
love networking and collaborate and just
doing what we're doing now you know I'm
saying how many celebrities have you
praying man in excess of 2530 definitely
James Franco Gilbert Godfrey Sean Puff
Daddy combs God man Mark Wahlberg that
one didn't go over well Johnny Drama
you know Beyonce no no not Beyonce
Knowles the other one from Destiny's
Child I forget her name uh the less
important one no God you know I had a
friend and I could say this now because
he's no longer working I had a friend
that worked at Apple and this dude was a
beast he hit me up and he's like bro
he's like your prank calls the
celebrities are fire and I only had my
d-list celebrity know Danny Bonaduce or
something you know let me call him and
tell you to get and tell him to get you
a gallon of milk and drop it off on his
way home and he will but I was pranking
like d-list celebrities no bees no AIDS
and this guy hits me up and he's like
bro he's like what would you do if I
told you I could get you mmm
number I said I would call you an F and
liar and he's like what would you do if
I told you I get goes on his whole big
spiel I'm like I bro what are you
getting at he's like well tell me whose
number you want bro this guy could get
anybody's Apple ID if they had an Apple
ID they had a phone number and he had it
and he was the one in Apple that
literally dealt with all these
celebrities and it was like bro I and I
still have a book this thick of
celebrity numbers that I haven't even
touched yet bro you know and then a lot
of them come from celebrity friends cuz
you build a friendship if you make a
celebrity laughs and honestly from the
heart laugh man they want to make
somebody else laugh and they want to get
their friends so then it's like alright
man
you know you got to build a trustworthy
relationship with it like I never I've
never and I never would sell a
celebrity's number give it out without
them saying it's okay and I built that
trust with a lot of celebrity friends
now and not only does it doesn't create
friendships it creates like a you know a
network of phone numbers like okay cool
look he didn't give this number out
which give him this one now and she'll
give me Hannah Montana bro I got her bra
I've never even aired it because she
flipped out so bad okay
Miley Cyrus flipped out unbelievably mad
because I called her up as I acted like
a Nickelodeon spa Nickelodeon producer
and and started calling her like a
derogatory word for a woman that sleeps
around a lot many times but just
throwing it in there and prompts you
like
okay so Miley let me just ask you a
question you little [Â __Â ] are you and
she's like wait hold up did you just no
I did not
why would you say that I just heard you
call me a [Â __Â ] okay do you feel like
you're whenever she got so fired up that
she was screaming at the end cursing at
me dissing it and I have it like I could
let you hear it but I could never hear
her because I promised and if I ever put
it out there I would lose a lot of
contacts comment did you ever listen to
the Jerky Boys did you does that mean
you talk about you don't say taking
these little jabs in conversation that's
something I used to do and I used to
listen to that stuff oh I would memorize
them all bro I'm saying is the fat
muffin man there is the fat muffin man
in where is a cheeky bastard anyways
honey come back to Florida honey we miss
you yeah bro
Johnny Brennan and this is a funny story
it's embarrassing
but I've gotten through the
embarrassment factor of it for so long
you know these those are the icons those
are the guys that capitalized all for
doing prank calls yeah you know yeah we
were all doing prank calls at the same
time if not before them but they were
the first ones to say hey man this can
sell and it did 49 million albums inside
of three months make a long story short
Johnny Brennan from the Jerky Boys
there's a way okay if somebody's real
and they're alive and living then
there's a way to contact that person you
just have to find it
and I'm a master at finding publicists
and getting to them before I am maybe
account to get all this info yeah yeah
bro and then and then it's up to you to
just prank call them has another
publicist and so I got James Franco's
number I called James Franco's ex
publicist and I did the research first
cuz I'm thinking what better way to get
a celebrity's number than find an enemy
that knows them or somebody that had a
call and talked about that call and bro
I manipulated the hell out of her and
Amy I apologize if you happen to see
this yes I did steal his number from you
and I pretended to be exist I was like
hey how are you
me and Al we're talking and we both know
that you're connected with James I know
it happened and I know why you're not
with him anymore which I had no idea I
just know they had a falling-out
and she's like oh oh who are you serious
Al Pacino hello it's Jennifer Delia oh
I'm sorry Eddie right away she's you
know thinking it's Al Pacino's publicist
it didn't exist
bro so L wants to have James in a movie
but he does not go through publicist he
doesn't go through any of that so it's
my ass if I don't get you know his
number and I will take care of you
oh I'm not with James anymore I know
sweetheart I heard about what happened
and you were right
you are right yeah it was like a you
know but I'll give it to you you know
there was a lot longer than that it was
dunes or days OfficeMax maxing
letterhead that I created it was bad it
was bad man
man did something with Planet Fitness as
well with the luck alarm stuff right
that was go to row listen I did that
years and years ago and so many people
copy off but so many people like Bryce
bro UI its corporate calling is what I
call it really I do with Denny's now
I'll call up and act like I'm corporate
yeah from Denny's corporate one six one
four how are you and if they think
automatically it's their boss or even
corporate so you have total control it's
a Christian poll and you just reel them
in and cast him out whatever you want
but yet a local arm was great yeah you
got the other voice too is like a
three-way call we got him on a corporate
call who's the other guy that would
cause one second because actually I have
chance Anglophone he or creches
Christensen changes his name why I don't
know but he is on the other line
monitoring chassis still there all right
here okay go ahead
hey how are you I'm monitoring the call
just let you know that I am here okay
cool thank you Chaz you're welcome get
us a customer we want to ask them a few
questions about like you know the
service and and then when they get the
customer on that's the kicker and it's
like I think you you were trying to like
get somebody in there with a camera to
like filming so you're on the phone
didn't having other people live filming
it I just post I think I just I the one
that I had at Denny's was great I had uh
I had just got Paul off and Paul Austin
in Denny's and I pulled him up on my
live and he's pointing the camera at the
person on the phone that I'm pranking I
had this lady walking up to old women
with a big cardboard cutout sausage
sausage I put there and go ask miss
angle sit over there sitting down if she
wants to get to sausage for a night
scene do so good I think I reposted it
to I think I just gigs my good friend on
Tina DeVito who is like my my she's like
my godsend but she is like tied in there
with him
dooty hitters and stuff like that she's
really been acting manager for me and
I'm trying to make her official like hey
you know come on let's go and uh she's
just nervous that my old ways are not
old days like I mean I was never
reliable and I wasn't ever on time which
time is really still a problem for me
but I guess it you know it always will
be time is the key essence in life
anyway but your Tina demeanor she's good
good good management publicist
connection she did the celebrity boxing
which I which is badass to man with
Damon filming so that's gonna bring me
well man um we have a mutual friend -
Jesse Howard oh man bro Jesse Howard by
4:00 if I had to say anything about
musicians that I know between him and
Dylan said shotgun Shane not only cuz
Shane has my name but Shane's good but
Jesse Howard's always been like the
realest one I've ever met
musician wise he's also one of the most
talented ones I've ever met
yeah Jesse Howard's by for probably my
favorite artist out there that you know
if they I mean you're gonna see Jesse
Howard he's already done some big things
man but I'll tell you what once my feet
get soaking wet in this entertainment
world which is literally going to be
happening in a matter of weeks man I
will grab Jesse Howard by the hand be
like yo get up here man because that
dude is that real he was there for me at
one of the darkest nights in my soul man
and I could say this honestly I remember
not wanting to talk to anybody bro being
high as a kite on uppers and then taken
down oars just wanted to be over like I
had suicidal tendencies man suicidal
thoughts and Jesse Howard was just there
at the right place at the right time for
me and it was out of nowhere bro he
called me up he's like hey Bob I just
want to know how you're doing and bro I
was sitting in my car with a pocket full
of pills and a bottle to wash it down
with and I don't even drink and it was
it was probably one of the worst dark
nights and my soul that Jesse pulled me
out of and had me laughing and act
crying and laughing and crying and and I
don't think I'd give him enough credit
for what he's done for me I don't think
he even knows what he's done for me but
when I say bro it was it was these
trolls and all
haters and stuff like that were gonna be
so hard it was affecting every aspect of
my life and when I lost the TV deal that
I had with Mark Wahlberg's company it
was like bro I told my kids daddy made
it you guys are gonna be sick and and
then having to go to my kids again
really go well daddy screwed it up well
I didn't want to live man I really
didn't and and it was hard and Jesse
Howard wasn't there just one time he
stayed persistent it was almost like he
knew bro like and I didn't tell him
I mean he's seen it online happening to
me for a Jesse Howard legitimately came
from his heart man and I don't think I'm
glad you said his name bro cuz every now
and then his name will come up and I'll
throw him out there shout him out online
but it's more than a shout-out bro that
dude I owe that dude a big hug and a
great deal of gratitude towards my
success that's coming you know so Jesse
Howard is is there for me a damn good
friend and I'm looking forward to seeing
him in the future man yeah my wife runs
a nonprofit organization that helps
disabled children pay their medical
bills and she puts together a fundraiser
and stuff like that and they have this
thing where they ran out a restaurant on
their own on the bay and have people
come and do music and stuff and so we
reached out to Jesse and got him to do
it I had a mutual friend Steven cook and
the voice and God got me in touch with
him and his people and stuff and he came
out and did it dude and man he was just
such a inspiration everybody do it and
they were gonna pay him it was a thing
raising money for the kids and he's like
no way for the kids just a stand-up guy
man for sure that's amazing bro yeah I
definitely I'm gonna reach out to Jesse
I'm glad you brought his name up man
because as I sit here right now you know
sitting here thinking how many times I
should have fallen and how many times I
didn't fall because of Jesse just
reaching out to me even to be a text
even be a phone call you know and I got
a in fact I'm glad you brought his name
up Thank You Man because that's part of
my number nine you know making amends
with all the people that you've done
wrong for as well as I added to that
step number nine as well as being
granted to granite you know showing
gratefulness towards the people that
have done good for you you know I mean
I'm adding that in there so maybe let's
call it step nine
you know I mean I definitely got a
showcase Jesse man that's for damn sure
you know dude good people
um you got time for a prank call or to
this collab want something people
whenever we mentioned collab everybody
in the chest like yeah collabs make it
happen can you dial the numbers right so
let's do this let's um and we could just
play it whatever stuff comes when I
don't know I'm not even gonna set it up
I've got something in mind and you just
play off of it if I called you tell me
who we're calling in we're good all
right let's see let me find this phone
number and if anybody's in chat who
would like a loved one prank called it's
kind of late so it has to be something
classified ads they're people selling
cars at 2:45 and sell the car it's 2:45
in the morning yes so what tell me I'm
on California time can I get man I had
this place I wanted to call but I can't
for some reason that the number isn't
showing let's see bro I used to do a
prank call and I was young I was like 16
years old but I was able to do like a
little kids voice and I called it little
Johnny sleeping over I would call random
phone numbers yeah and just really fit
hey Johnny
listen I'm sleeping over at Jessica's
house she didn't take us to the mall
tomorrow I gotta go I love you bye and
they made call back a hundred times
I'm not your mother you have to call
your mother but I'd answer like a Hello
yeah I'm sorry ma'am you have the wrong
number no that little boy just ma'am
I I don't know what you're talking and
what it was like for no satisfaction
other than knowing I caused that person
grief
it was horrible yeah yeah dude I would
do that we had a thing where we would
have sleepovers in we would make to make
the phone calls late at night when the
parents are bad we'd be up at 2:00 3:00
in the morning calling and then we
didn't know about what was it star-69 or
whatever oh yeah and then they would
hang up and call right back and we would
they would
phone upstairs in my parents bedroom as
well and so they would answer hello yes
some kids just called us a home phone
codes I had all of the phone codes my
boy Eric Olson worked from Bell Atlantic
or a New Jersey Bell whatever it was
Bell Atlantic and that's when they first
came out with the star 69 67
yeah star 67 did Call Blocker and it's
star 82 would be a call blocker
unblocker and it was very limited like
it didn't it wasn't for a long time and
I mean it was start race start 77 you
know they'll trace a number but it
doesn't go anywhere by the reports of
the phone company I know all of those
codes bro all right let me try let me
try this we're just gonna try it guys
dial pad put this number in what do we
got goodness well let's not let me paste
this number let's try it again
so this is what live radio and having to
do everything myself you know what I'm
saying hey Betsy you're right up my
alley on that one oh honey I make pies
and chicken pot pies and mushroom pies
well we have a cream pie every now and
then all right here we go you ready
we're calling okay we're calling I uh I
mean make sure this is right cuz then
we're calling the barroom I mean they're
open right Tabar yeah I'll start your
lead I'll start it and give it to you
okay great I can't hear the dial tone
the person you have dialed can't take
your call now at the tone please record
your message
when you have finished recording simply
hang up that's weird
it's supposed to be a bar room all right
you get a lot of this right there's a
lot of hit and miss and trial and error
right oh yeah which is always a beauty
part you know I mean it can be you can
go 15 20 calls and then finally get that
good one and it's like yeah it was
working wait I'm gonna pull over right
here I'm sharing this to the page right
now I was just finally able to open link
all right great
try it again the person you have dialed
can't take your call now at the tone
please record your message when you I'm
not I'm just gonna call somebody else
you can't hear a ringing I got the
speaker's turned off where you been
let's go man that's bright I'll tell you
what man we can really Calabro the
person you have dialed can't take your
call now at the tone please record your
message
when you have finished recording simply
hang up for further options you're not
going down there can I say hello to them
calm down I can usually compose myself
for me not for you I got to learn how to
do that oh my god I can't oppose myself
for my stuff I just when you oh my I had
to Muse myself like in my head where I
seen it in my head and I was gonna get
into the hole well my son he's very very
adamant about the drinking with him is
very very it's a little weird when he's
drunk he says vulgar things to me dear
about my buddy and I'm his mother dear
but I don't want him to get alcohol
poisoning but I want
make sure that if something does happen
between the two of us I am drunk that's
why you was going with it huh
all right let's time again that was
still good that was good that's a good
snippet okay here we go hello dear
hello sorry man dick pick up no bro just
hear and send me your voices pop out of
nowhere I got it
like you'll see you see me I'm driving I
look at the screen gotta see if it's you
bro your beast for the voice is to man
that's cool goodness I'm trying to
figure out how to use frickin Skype and
it's Skype and what about hangouts
hangouts is something that like and
that's the thing I've never tapped into
the into the UM the computer based phone
calls I guess I'm just well you know I'm
not computer savvy of course Oh see this
is kind of weird dang it
six it's trying to call six people
that's crazy many just rile me up here
how you doing Ryan y'all drinking 939
what's that my man
are y'all drinking down there and I oh
of course we all come on down to CS man
I want to bring my mama down there see
if you can believe it she's 87 and ain't
had a damn drink in her life let me say
hello dear hey let me see the phone
hello then I did go to come on down here
oh I don't want my socks off dear maybe
my very big tipper I want to ask you a
question before I get there number one
what is your name
oh it's Ryan oh Jesus my name is Abigail
Cranston my son and I are going to come
down there this is on my bucket list
here so if you are the very fortunate
one to receive the receiving end of my
bucket list tonight you will be a very
happy man I'm at what time are you oh
yeah
we open till 2:00 but we will polite up
until about 155 and about 185 we sit at
which do you like gold do you like gold
oh yeah if you roll I do I go you know
but you know it is what is you know well
if you want you can open your mouth and
I'll share this gold right come in there
and I've been collecting little trinkets
for 22 years there I have several more
Albert piercings and different things
from then the different businesses my
son has owned and I'm going to let you
have every single golden Prince Albert
piercing son talk to him and tell him
what they're worth here I want you to go
down there I got a hole but just got
paid damn back child support came back
to me we're gonna come down there and
see y'all that's a little bit hey can I
hear you tell me that you love Prince
Albert yeah I love Prince Albert that's
disgusting your pepper all right no stop
it dear watch your mouth you're sick and
disgusting I'm bringing you bronze honey
no I'll be this
dear yeah but you know I'm going to
stick my make I'm going to make a flat
tongue and I want you to kiss the top of
my flat tongue with your lips dear okay
it's going to and I'm going to bring the
Punjab it's for you dear I hope you're
enjoying it oh hell yeah mucus on my
tongue van dyck is yeah I'll tell you
what we can really do some stuff me
yeah the bro that's is that her that's
me I didn't do anything you did that
sometimes I get going I gotta I gotta
learn to shut up though oh but you know
how to keep them on when they want to
hang up beautiful here we go
now Sharon oh yeah man that um I mean
that cleared me out a little bit I
needed I here's another one I'm gonna
follow you how you doing Irma speaking
work tonight
hi y'all uh still open drinking over
there yes our bar stays open till about
2:00 a.m. all right um y'all got a lot
of people in there okay I won't just
something low-key I want to bring my
mother down there she's 87 and she ain't
had a damn drop alcohol in her life I
want to bring her I've had it
let me say hello dad can I say hello hi
dear what was your name honey tell me
your name
Kylie oh that's a disgusting name only
because I had a doll named Kylie and I
also think of that man that female with
a penis Kylie Jenner it's nothing like
that right there
you know you are a female with a penis
dear and you're not much with the name
like hey y'all can come and spend money
or I don't want to pay for your opinion
are you telling me to come in and spend
money on you because you're a female
with a penis yeah I'm not looking for
that kind of entertainment I was just
asking a question dear no need to be
rude where's the owner I will write a
letter now answer my son's questions
dear he's right here go ahead it's the
girl with the penis honey here all right
Kylie Kylie Jenner hooker with a penis I
used to be somebody with my voices I
don't have it anymore man yeah listen
man I mean I've been looking for a guy
like you you know not just sound like
Swee or anything but hey oh goodness
it hurts but feels good at the same time
yeah it's funny man turn out the
congestion all right here we go what's
up bill what's up James hi James
hi Bill hello hello hello
place called stray cats it's awesome
tool James for sure I see there's a
place so you gotta find it like the
little hole in a town oh yeah hole in
the wall cities hell yeah there cuz they
got the best owner the owner's drunk
with everybody to like the owners
drinking you know yeah I went to a bar
one time you see the owner he's drinking
at the bar and he's playing biggie
smalls what's that song hip not
hypnotized what is it yeah that's just
lost the whole pun of that joke never
mind I'm sorry the party you are trying
to reach has not set up voicemail on
nine there you go now I posted now I
just shared it thought I hadn't shared
before I welcome all the saints friends
friends what's it like what's it like to
have friends you know it's funny bro are
you are you ringing one right now no no
no no I call in vape shops and just
doing the gay voice like bro I call vape
shops and out of the blue it's just like
hey what's up sweetheart listen I got
this thing I'm sticking it in my mouth
and every time I squeeze it it shooting
hot liquid down my throat like is that
supposed to happen and they think like
and it really does do that so you got to
say well yeah it does happen what are
you doing to it to make us do that how
high do you have well I'm holding it
like around the center but no no what's
the wattage oh I don't know let me ask
an a yeah I mean
bro I go hard with them ones I'm
delegating
I'm sorry clear my throat in between
just on your show there we go are you
doing are you doing praise God
are you doing y'all drinking tonight
what are y'all drinking tonight
oh yeah is it humid sprague you wear
today
yeah I won't take my momma down there
and have a couple of drinks if y'all
still open all right don't hit me stop
hitting me I'm Your Mother
he'll take the damn phone hi sir are you
there dear I have a question about I
have a question about the owner dear the
owner of the facility who I happen to
know very well number one tell me your
name ma'am yes ma'am
that's you yes nice ma'am I've heard a
lot about you I haven't heard a lot
about you from the owner there it's
Abigail Cranston dear I'm coming down
there with my belligerent
good-for-nothing got a snipe soggy
breasted cow stomachs son yeah and he's
going to come in there and he wants to
speak to you as well about being
respectful dear are you aware that you
you were reported dear by the owner is
your mouse minimus mine this lime yeah
my son wants to have his way with you
dear in a non-sexual way but consensual
way do you want to yes or no dear and
the owner will hear about it I assure
you because I'm going to videotape it
for worldstar dear do you want to do
that with my son honey if we come down
there right now dear will you be ready
can you prime yourself well just say yes
yeah just I want to come down there the
owner is a friend of mine
and he said that we can have my son take
care of you in any any way position that
he wants there will you let my son take
care of you dear when we come there
tonight yes or no dear when can my son
take care of you dear it puts the lotion
on its skin dear okay so I think that
was a package store instead of a can't
believe that say come yet man my throat
if I lose my voice I would be dead
somebody says Abigail is this 1848 it's
not actually no dad that's the year that
my mother was born hey guys if you can
if you don't mind if you come from the
PC and share the hell out of this right
now man true Sikh I'm telling you hey
bro we could be doing some major stuff
man for real
let me see it let's take a look now and
see what I see there's one that closes
soon it says we're trying for they got
all that out of here
oh how you doing I wanted to see if
y'all still open I know you're closing
soon but I got a proposition for you and
what is that my mother's 87 years old
today and she's ain't had a damn lick a
swig of liquor in her life and I want to
bring her in idea hello how are you its
Abigail I may be seven years old today
can I have a happy birthday from you
dare say happy but me I'm happy birthday
thank you dear you sound like a good
southern belle dear you mind your
manners I can tell your mama must miss
me that's right dear mama must have been
a good dog yes dear
sniff Ram well did she and then she also
tell you how to how to throw it back if
you had to dear are you are you okay I'm
sure you can like your Tod right yeah
yes seven years old today I'm with my
son he's going to help me get drunk
tonight for the first time in 87 years
I've never stuck a liquor bottle in my
mouth dear and my son's gonna make me
clean em out tonight oh wow well that's
impressive would you like to talk to him
and he'll tell you what its gonna do and
do you have garbage bags there that you
can put on the floor I do not okay damn
because I am I do ever and I don't need
to be rude and I'm not trying to freak
you out here but I do have a bad problem
and I'm not the type of woman to wear
depends or anything like I used to be
after wear when my other son made me do
it I didn't even have a bowel problem
and he made me do it dear
but I am wearing pantyhose dear and I
don't win underwear under them and I'm
sorry I'm telling you all of this but I
don't want to saturate your floor do you
have carpet or linoleum or tile dear we
have carpet flooring
okay well then it might gets saturated
with this oily soggy vinegar mama how
long how long y'all gonna be able y'all
build them a little while I'm actually
closing it Warren oh hell I believe
probably mama uh we might need a suit
for tomorrow night mama
no no I want to get drunk tonight you
said I could get drunk hey hey girl from
the southern belle I'm telling my son to
get me crunk tell him dear maybe
tomorrow night
well do you have a personal home that
you can host our party in tonight yeah
well you know yeah I know you doing
there beautiful dear I'm sure they are
well dear do me a favor can you put your
hands in your pocket I want to try
something dear put one hand in your
pocket and I'm going to tell you after
that once you do it put your hand in
your pockets tell me when it's done dear
I'm clairvoyant dear sweetheart
alright is your hand in your pocket
there your gram you sick pervert
touching yourself well on the phone with
an 87 year old woman and her son you
should be ashamed of yourself I'm sorry
here's my son I knew you were getting
your jollies off we're not going there
son yeah you talk - it ain't your damn
comedian mama a mama I can't bring you
out there happier than you have my hair
you have me arrested after pulling that
damn old joke again I bet you I could
make it really do it though if we get
there you did it you damn sure you did
sir did it you did the whole thing you
always do it I can't bring you know
where my mama hey southern belle are you
still on the phone yes ma'am
alright good was it good for you dear
wonderful there yes all right well
here's my son and we're going to we'll
make our way down there and follow you
if you're not gonna be open we'll just
follow you and see where we can go next
year unless you're going home yeah I'm
going on all right we'll talk to you
tomorrow be down there tomorrow brain
mom as I said I love we're connected now
tear through your pocket pin ball game
[Laughter]
yeah that's pretty badass man yeah and
that was pretty good
close enough got the woman to do all the
types of things
nasty brother I gotta get on this road
cuz iron man look Wow listen man it's an
honor Dawg for real you got a fan asks
ohh and I hope to be a part of this
thing many times in the future with you
man thanks again when I get everything
published in printed and sent out dude
I'll send you the link thanks so much
for everything that you're doing on so
many levels the comedy the activism you
know the sobriety and being vocal about
that dude thank you for everything that
you're doing bro and would definitely
have to do it again my thanks so much
absolutely man yeah salute to you
brother thank you so much and I look
forward to work with you in a future bro
call me on the cell tomorrow during the
day bro it's for sure hey since we're at
the end I guess go ahead and plug your
website like the best place for people
to follow you work yeah if you guys want
to check me out you can just go onto my
face or my Instagram my instagram is
prank called mafia shame and in my
facebook page is just my name's Shane
coils prank call mafia and that's on
Facebook man but yeah definitely doing
i'ma plug your stay hell out here stuff
too man
hit me up during the day tomorrow man I
might have some stuff you might be
interested in some FM radio stuff
feature man thanks so much bro have a
good Drive same coil prank called mafia
Wow
you know that's the reason that I can't
open the phone lines anymore because of
karma because of our I was the little
kid prank calling everyone when I was a
child and now anytime I open the phone
lines and take callers and questions
it's prank its pranksters its people who
call in and just start cursing and
yelling obscenities or people rambling
and paying it forward cuz I used to do
it and I'm reminded of the times I used
to do it maybe I DS to my screen in
phone calls and I can do it again it was
fun taking a lot of callers really fun
talking to people for the first time and
crazy stories maybe will do it but I
need to I definitely need to get it
someone to screen the call so man I hope
y'all enjoyed it I hope you made you
laugh I Bob ruined probably half of
those calls because I was laughing in
the background and trying to mute myself
but I can't help it like I can censor
myself and hold my laughs in why
everybody else is laughing but he was
making me laugh a little bit too much so
good stuff man check up check out his
work his stuffs awesome
if y'all thought that that was funny you
gotta check out all the stuff that he
has on his page especially the psychic
one the psychic phenomenon that was
amazing because he's going back and
forth with Abigail channeling these
different characters and stuff and
talking to the psychic lady it was
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let me know if you want to hear more of
this funny stuff I don't know if this
funny and spirituality doesn't really go
together you know what I'm saying so for
some of you there's a disconnect I know
it's been there for me sometimes it's
there but um we're a little bit of all
of it I like to laugh laughter is a
medicine and I really felt felt like it
cleared me out being able to laugh like
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say peace and Shalom thank you guys for
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Coyle says I live in Ireland that land
that was brilliant keep up the good work
for sure like he totally sounded Irish
like a little Irish old lady and man
there be so much more that I feel like
we could do if it was during the day
you're kind of limited at almost 1:00 in
the morning my time of what who you can
call and talk to so yeah thank you for
the super chat Jay Phoenix we'll look
into that man that's a good that's
interesting I'll look into that on
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will do it again
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